Down and Dirty Reviews: Atari 2600 -- N - Z |
No
memory back up, no
polygons, and nothing over a Megabyte. The ratio of these scores is much lower compared to newer system like the PS2 and Nintendo DS, but you still need skill to play most of these games here and that's what counts. Moon Patrol is still number 1 here. I also added the model number for most Atari games to help people who go by number. The overall scores are out of 100! The graphics, sounds, and gameplay are out of 10! |
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SCORE / NAME
47 OINK! (Activision, 1983)
Remember that famous nursery rhythm about the three little pigs? Now it's
a video game I guess. In this you help these pigs
to escape from the big bad wolf by laying bricks to rebuild your respective
houses after the wolf removes pieces one by one. I only wish that we could
play as the wolf instead since he doesn't need to move all over the place or go as fast to remove bricks. Not one of the better Activision games here.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 2
gameplay: 2
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TTR DUD OF THE MONTH
COLLECTION!
38 PAC MAN (Atari/Namco, 1980, 1982)
Here's one of the
greatest success stories of the 80's and Atari scores the big license coup
from Namco. Atari got 'Pac Man' and the Atari 2600 would be the first game
system in the world to translate the fun pellet muncher home. Sadly, the system's
limited technology destroys the game we all know and love. Despite everything
wrong here with Atari Pac Man it's still kind of fun though with new and unique
sound effects, and beeps exclusive to this cart, you may even have heard these
weird sound effects on certain TV shows if anybody is playing a video game
(this game or Atari Donkey Kong for that matter) in the background.
Don't expect to play the real Pac Man though because it just isn't here.
This game is worth the dollar in the discount bins but not much more.
Model #2646
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 1
sound: 3
gameplay: 4
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47 PETE ROSE BASEBALL (Absolute, 1987)
Sure, ol' Pete may not get in the Baseball hall of fame but at least
he as his own video game and why not bet on that? The
graphics here are some of the greatest for the old system with a decent amount of detail on the players but the control
are questionable for a Baseball title. Now if we can only keep him away from
that big wrestler called Kane?
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 2
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For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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78 PITFALL (Activision, 1982)
Pitfall was one of
those rare games for the Atari 2600 that broke new ground for action back
in the early eighties and it really helped the new company Activision (who
were actually made up of ex-Atari employees mad about not getting any credit
for their work) get on the map. Sadly though, adventure games have come a
long way since Pitfall especially in terms of options so that why I gave it
such an average rating but Pitfall is still very playable even today and it
was still way better than that ugly NES game Super Pitfall.
David Crane's Pitfall is a landmark in video games and it deserves
to be in every body’s classic gaming collection!
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 5
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79 PITFALL II: The LOST CAVERNS (Activision,
1983)
This rare Pitfall
game features a cool new no die system, much improved graphics, and this title
even has some decent background music, a very rare thing for the old Atari
2600 here. Pitfall II is a simply great non linear adventure game with lots
of challenge plus this is the closest thing to Super
Mario Brothers on the 2600 you can get!
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 6
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66 PLAQUE ATTACK (Activision, 1983)
Plaque Attack is a
very weird shooter where you have to defend your teeth from various flying
food products like hamburgers, candy canes, and more with your trusty toothpaste?
Sure, the game is quite unusual but it is still a fun shooting game that actually
warns the kids (and some careless adults too) about the dangers of not brushing
their teeth. Plaque Attack is easy to play and it can be quite addictive too.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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61 POLE POSITION (Atari/Namco, 1983)
The popular racing game comes to the Atari 2600 and it plays fairly good
even though there's only one button to use here. For those of you who don't
know what Pole Position is all about this was the ultimate racing game in
the early eighties. Control your F-1 racer and pass the other racers to cross
the finish line before you run out of time. It's still kind of fun to play
but it's very outdated now of days.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 4
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75 PRESSURE COOKER (Activision, 1983)
Pressure Cooker is
an very original game that shows the pain at working for a place like McDonalds,
Burger King or to a lesser extend Wendy's. Help a chef make the
correct orders of hamburgers all the while the clock continues to be your
enemy as people want these specially made burgers in a hurry! This game was
so good that I always hoped that there would be some kind of sequel but I
guess Activision is too busy now with games like Tony Hawk Prostaker.
Although the game isn't big on action, it was pretty fun.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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75 Q*BERT (Parker Bros., 1982)
If you can get the
unusual 45 degree angle controls down and the simple graphics then this hopping arcade game
on a pyramid can be very challenging. In this game if you don't know you help old' Q*Bert change the coloured
tiles to beat the levels but be careful of the evil snakes and different fuzz balls.
Q*Bert is about as fun as watching paint change colour but that also sounds like a cool acid trip so I'm not complainting.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 3
gameplay: 4
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29 RAMPAGE (Activision/Midway, 1987)
As hard as it is to
believe this is a translation of the building destroyer arcade game for the
Atari 2600. At first this appears to be a good looking game but after a few
plays you realize the controls are just too unresponsive so you're pretty
much wasting your time here destroying these kiddish lego-like buildings.
*Uncommon 2600 game
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 3
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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32 Real Sports BOXING (Atari, 1987)
Atari's Real Sports
Boxing title is about as good as a boxing game for the Atari 2600 but also
remember that isn't saying much. It's hard to tell what's going on with these
blocky graphics and it also doesn't help matters when the collision detection
is horrible too. Seriously, is there a good boxing game for this system?
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 3
sound: 3
gameplay: 2
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10 Real Sports FOOTBALL (Atari, 1982)
This isn't real football!
Where are all the players, where 's the NFL license, where's the trades, where's the drunken parties with hookers, where's
the different strategies with each play?! OK, the animation is alright on the limited players on the field but directing the ball for passes or plays is tough with the one button control here. Maybe Football games like EA's Madden and Sega's
ESPN spoils us or maybe Atari didn't try hard enough? Take your pick.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 2
sound: 1
gameplay: 2
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26 Real Sports
SOCCER *FOOTBALL* (Atari)
Remember Real Sports
Soccer '95? How bout Real Sports Soccer 2K1, uh? "There was no sequel
because nobody likes a basic Soccer 2600 game where there isn't even a goalie
here!" I guess it's a step up from the lame Pele's Championship Soccer but barely.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 1
sound: 1
gameplay: 2
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53 RETURN OF THE JEDI: Death Star Battle
(Parker Bros., 1983)
The Star Wars franchise
was even around way back then and here is the infamous Episode VI in the series.
This Return of the Jedi game controls fairly well and the action was quite
impressive too as you pilot the Millennium Falcon to destroy the reconstructed
Death Star.
*Uncommon 2600 game
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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77 RIVER RAID (Activision, 1982)
Another popular Activision
legend on the Atari 2600 here. In this overhead shooter you blast away anything
that gets in the way like enemy boats, planes, helicopters, and even bridges
while you try to survive down a long river bank. Not only to you need to watch
out for terrorists but you also have to be careful of your fuel supply as
well. Although the graphics and sound are very plain, River Raid is an excellent
old school shooter.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 5
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40 RIVER RAID II (Activision, 1984)
Sometimes sequels
work and sometimes they don't. The sequel to River Raid is the same old air
combat game over raging waters but now the game features adjustable attitude
(much like Sega's Zaxxon) but it only messes up the game play when
you have to worry about tons of enemies and your at the same time. River Raid
II feels too much like work now.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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30
RUBIK'S CUBE (Atari, 1982)
Now
here is an interesting Atari 2600 game. When Atari got the rights to do a
game based on the then popular Rubik's Cube they only released it through
their mail order catalog and when you play it you'll understand why. The reason
the original Rubik's Cube toy was so fun was because you can easily look around
the 6 sided cube so you match up the colours the way you want. The problem
with the Atari edition is that you can only see one side at a time. The graphics
are nice for a Atari 2600 game but in the end Rubik's Cube is just too hard
to play.
*Rare Atari 2600 game
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 4
gameplay: 4
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38 SKIING (Activision, 1983)
Just like the
name implies you simply race down snowy hills and clear the course in the
best time possible. Although the game ends after you cross the finish line
there are many difficulties to pick from so you don't have to play the same
track every time. Sure it's a basic game of downhill skiing but it can be
fun after a few tries despite its limitations.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 1
gameplay: 5
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01
SLOT RACERS (Atari, 1978)
"What
the heck is this!" Slot Racers is only a two player game where the two
of you have to skillfully race and kill one another with shots in a enclosed
maze. Sure, that sounds pretty fun but this early car combat game comes with
controls are so terrible that it makes it nearly impossible to do simple tasks
like change lanes and speed up. Slot Racer also comes with Atari's first generation
graphics and sounds which only add to the bland experience.
For 2 players only
graphics: 1
sound: 1
gameplay: 1
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33 SOLARIS (Atari, 1988)
Solaris is a very
confusing shooter that's kind of a sequel to the first person shooter Star
Raiders (which also sucks) it seems. Even the cover artwork was the same
as Star Raiders! The game may not be very much fun to play but the colourful
and detailed graphics were fairly nice especially considering they were on
the 2600.
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 3
gameplay: 4
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SECOND OPINION!
While Moon Patrol is a good game, it shouldn't be #1. Solaris is the best
game for 2600, by far!! It's really hard, and a little confusing when you
go to warp, but I still think the modes for battle are way better than Moon
Patrol. Think about it, Solaris you can fight on the planet, in the Corridors
of the Planet, and you can engage in space battles, some of which are really
challenging, like those holographic skulls.
-Tom Paris
11 SPACE ATTACK (Mattel, 1981)
This odd first person
shooter not only looks awful but why is this game so short. It should only
take a half a hour mission to beat then the game freezes. There is no score,
the graphics stink, and the map system sucks. Space Attack has absolutely
no replay value.
For 1 player only
graphics: 2
sound: 1
gameplay: 1
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GAME OF THE MONTH
COLLECTION!
80 SPACE INVADERS (Atari/Taito, 1978, 1980)
Kewl! The legendary
classic shoot them up by Taito in the late 1970's (yes, we're going WAY back
here) comes home for the first time with over a hundred types of options available
for you lucky Atari VCS owners still there. Don't forget the incredible shooter
itself with it's stylist graphics, eerie sound effects, plus the unique offensive
and defensive action that made Space Invaders sure fire arcade hit to begin
with. Although there isn't too much deep gameplay here because you can only
move your tank left to right and you just shoot but the Atari 2600 version has
so many game variations for the players like invisible aliens, no blockers,
insane difficulties, and even two players can fight the invaders at once, boredom
was rare. Space Invaders with its arcade feel and loads of play modes demands
to be every body’s retro collection and the best news about this retro
game is that it's still going fairly cheap too; a new copy should go for a mere
$2-5 dollars.
Model #2632
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 4
gameplay: 6
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74 STAMPEDE (Activision, 1983)
Name how many games where you control a cowboy trying to rope run away
steers, eh? In Activision's Stampede you and your horse move up and down in
order to catch these steers and bulls but if too many escape to the left then
its game over. The game is tough but the frantic action keeps it from being
boring.
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 3
gameplay: 6
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58 SPIDER FIGHTER (Activision,
1983)
In this highly intense
shooter you blast away tons of angry insects and spiders that are not afraid
to shoot back. Spider Fighter acts like Atari's Centipede minus the
Centipede creature but to its credit there is more even chaotic action here.
Spider Fighter lacks originality but it was still fun to play.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 2
gameplay: 4
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31 STAKEBOARDIN' (Absolute, 1987)
Skateboardin' is a much tougher stake boarding game than it needs to be
and you Tony Hawk freaks should stay far away from this. To make your
character 'duck' you need to press down twice in a instant, which is really
confusing since you have move down a lot as well.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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50 STARGATE (Atari/Williams, 1984)
This is actually Defender II but with a different name. Star Gate plays
great like the intense arcade game and it was also featured in a News Radio
episode as well if anybody remembers that show?
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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06 STAR MASTER (Activision, 1983)
The Activision version
of Atari's Star Raiders not only forces the player to use the switches
on the system itself (which can be annoying to reach when you have a controller
in your hand) but the game also has almost no action on the various game screens
at all. Please buy this game with the instructions or your going to be in
huge trouble.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 7
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SECOND OPINION!
I was surprised to see this game rated so low...it's one of my top favourites
for the 2600. But I also want to say thanks for putting up such a great website!
-Chuck (44 and still defending the universe)
SECOND OPINION!
wtf are you talking about saying starmaster were one of the worst Atari
games ever?! It was sweet as hell, like every other activision game on the
2600. Having multiple game screens was innovative back then, although you
had to sit by your console to switch between them. It had a "3d"
world going on and everything. There are games out there that are much worse
than starmaster, like porky's, or superman. They sucked a$$. Starmaster was
cool.
-Mike Covin (March 13, 2003)
41 STAR RAIDERS (Atari, 1982)
This first person
3D space shooter was Atari's attempt to create an advance PC-like game on
the 2600 and it even came with a free Keypad and DC comic included too. The game
itself is great for simulation fans but everyone else with be bored to tears.
*Keypad required
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 6
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21 STAR SHIP (Atari, 1977)
Here is another Atari launch title that tried to show off the new graphics
powers of the 2600 but it didn't have much success. In Star Ship you have
to blast away has many alien space ships as possible before the time runs
out. This game is perhaps the first ever First Person Shooter in history and
this game visuals really surprised me for a game done in 1977 but once you
get over the novelty fake 3D look here this time trial only game quickly loses
it luster.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 1
gameplay: 1
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35 SUPER BREAKOUT (Atari, 1978)
The sequel to the once popular Break Out features a few new options to help
you destroy that annoying multi-coloured wall with your paddle(s) and ball.
Improvements include the ability to have double the defenders to increase
your chances of hitting that tiny ball, the wall can now grow over time if
you like, and there is even the option to get more balls too to add some more
innovation to the rather dull game play. These improvements are nice but don't
expect to play Arkanoid (a great new age version of Breakout) here!
*paddles required
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 1
sound: 1
gameplay: 2
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51 SURROUND (Atari, 1977)
In this game you must paint your way around your friend to beat em. That's pretty much it for the
game play however, but people still seem to like this because it reminds them
of the legendary Tron movie. You
better have a darn good imagination if you're going to compare this to Tron,
that's all I have to say but to be fair this came out first.
For 2 players only
graphics: 1
sound: 1
gameplay: 2
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09 SWORDQUEST: EARTHWORLD (Atari, 1983)
Swordquest is the
Adventure 2600 sequel that was too big for one game, so Atari planned 4 theme
Sword Quest games in a grand series. Earth World is one of the first games
in this hard to play Sword Quest series and this is certainly not a good start
at all. The original Adventure was way better that this or any other
Sword Quest game because of the poorly made map and bad use of the item system.
The graphic are better than Adventure's thanks to the new details in the main
figure and there are more moving objects on the screen than ever before but
this is the Atari 2600, so don't expect to be very impressed. Best to avoid
them all except maybe Sword Quest: Water World game, which is kind of a rare
item.
For 1 player only
graphics: 2
sound: 1
gameplay: 2
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04 SWORDQUEST: FIREWORLD (Atari, 1983)
The second
game in the Swordquest role playing game is an even more tedious adventure
then the lackluster Earthworld believe it or not. Most of the rooms still look the same, it's hard to figure out where to go without all the game's booklets and hints, and
because of this the overly hyped series of four dies very early here as Fire World fails
to sell well.
For 1 player only
graphics: 2
sound: 1
gameplay: 4
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70 TAZ (Atari, 1983)
Taz here is a fairly
simple action game of avoiding dynamite and eating food across a giant grid.
This game here stars that same wild Tazmania devil from the old Warner
Bros. cartoons but no other WB characters like Bugs Bunny show up here.
Although it starts out easy, the game quickly gets tougher only after the
fourth level where the speed is nearly three times as bad. It a good thing
that it also makes the action even more intense so that experts can enjoy
the game, but this may quickly turn off casual players. Taz is a simple but
really addictive game.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 2
gameplay: 2
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63 TRON'S DEADLY DISCS (Mattel, 1982)
Tron's Deadly Discs
is a action game where you fight up to do three different opponents in an
enclosed arena. In this Tron game you must destroy your opponents by firing
a single disc that works like a boomerang but be a where that you are always
out numbered. Tron's Double D's here is decent enough action especially if you liked that old movie.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 3
gameplay: 5
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66 VANGUARD (Atari/Centuri, 1982)
One of the
first shooters on the 2600 to feature scrolling backgrounds and four direction
fire capabilities. Certainly not a bad game and the multiple stages are pretty
cool but controlling the ship and aiming the gun are both used with the joystick
which can be very little confusing. Vanguard comes with a lot of variety at least.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 4
gameplay: 6
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52 VENTURE (Exidy/Coleco/Atari, 1981, 1987)
In this generically
named game you play the role of Winky (yes, that's his name!) and you must
guide him through several dark dungeons in search for lost treasures. Venture
is a cool but limited overhead action/adventure game.
Model #26145
For 1 player only
graphics: 2
sound: 2
gameplay: 4
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40 VIDEO PINBALL (Atari, 1978)
Atari's first pinball game looks very different than a real pinball table
thanks to the use wider screen and dismal graphics but to be fair, I have
played worse pinball games out there. Video Pinball has fast arcade-like action
and decent controls but true Pinball fans will most likely raise their nose
at this one.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 2
sound: 2
gameplay: 5
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68 WARLORDS (Atari, 1980)
*paddles required
Warlords is a unique four corners type of Break Out game that can actually
be played with up to four players thanks to the Atari split paddles believe
it or not. Who knew that there were multi-player games ways back then, eh?
Unfortunately, a Break Out style game may not appeal to your friends like
a game of Halo
would? Warlords is basic but it works.
For 1 to 4 players
graphics: 2
sound: 1
gameplay: 6
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68 YAR'S REVENGE (Atari, 1981)
This oddly named game is like no other shooter I ever played. Yar's Revenge
features a bug trying
to destroy a well guarded enemy nest in deep space. Once you remove enough of the enemy's barrier you then have a chance to destroy the headquarters to finish the level and start it all again but now with the difficulty increased. Although this game has
some cool defensive tactics as well to go with the usually ‘shoot anything
that moves’ theme, Yar's Revenge is still a very repetitive game unfortunately
despite its originality. Did you
know that this game was named after the former Atari president Ray Kassar
but the first name was spelled backwards?
Mr. Kassar was not a fan favourite in the programmer's eyes by the
way.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 5
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53 ZAXXON (Coleco/Sega, 1983)
Sega's legendary Zaxxon
makes a appearance on the 2600! This game has a new true 3D view and not a
isometric view we have come to expect in the classic Sega arcade and it actually
works. It's a little hard to play this way especially when the limited all
the characters and background are one solid colour but if you think there
are no 3D games on the Atari 2600 then you would be wrong.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 3
gameplay: 6
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