Reviews by Ryan Genno
The Total Recall


"Your game has been terminated!"
The Star Soldier usually picks his favourite games every month in the GOTM but oh no, not here. In this special section I'm picking games here that either failed to meet expections or games that just plain suck period. To show how serious I am with this I'm naming this section after the NES game Total Recall; one of the biggest Duds to ever grace a gaming console! Here are some of the games that will recieve the dishonour of The Total Recall: Dud of the Month.

2009 Duds:
Gun Boat (Tg-16)

Ballistix (Tg-16)

Darkwing Duck (Tg-16)

Chase H.Q. (Tg-16)

2008 Duds:
2007 Duds:

Moto Roader (Tg-16)

Yo Bro (Tg-16)

Tiger Road (Tg-16)

China Warrior (Tg-16)

Pac Land (Tg-16)

Sinistron (Tg-16)

Vigilante (Tg-16)

Bravoman (Tg-16)

Time Cruise (Tg-16)

Deep Blue (Tg-16)

Impossamole (Tg-16)

George Foreman KO Boxing (Nes)

2006 Duds:
2005 Duds:

Great Ice Hockey (Sms)

Dick Tracy (Sms)

Double Dragon (Sms)

Hang On (Sms)

Strider (Sms)

Dynamite Dux (Sms)

Total Recall (Nes) + Video

Zelda II: The Adventures of Link (Nes)

Fisher-Price Firehouse Rescue (Nes)

Abadox (Nes)

Tetris (Nes)

Xevious (Nes)

2004 Duds:
2003 Duds:
Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness (Ps2)

Giga Wing 2 (Dc)

NHL Rivals (Xb)

Keith Courage in Alpha Zones (Tg-16)

After Burner (Sms)

Checkered Flag (Jag)

Hey You Pikachu (N64)

Donkey Kong (Intv)

Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex (Ps2)

Toxic Crusaders (Nes)

Sega Smash Pack Vol. 1 (Dc)

Pro Cast Fishing (Xb)

WCW Backstage Assault (Ps)

Fighting Street (Tg16 CD)

Tekken 4 (Ps2)

Phantasy Star III:
Generations of Doom (Gen)

Urban Champion-E (E-reader Gba)

Pac Man (2600)

Resident Evil 2 (Gc)

If you have a good idea for the Total Recall Dud of the Month then please send it in and I'll see what I can do. Remember though that games like Final Fantasy VII, Frogger, Halo, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and The Legend of Zelda WON'T be winning any time soon.