Down and Dirty Reviews: Sony Playstation2 --
F - M
There
are now more reviews other than Gradius 3 and 4 now, lots more
actually.
F - M The overall scores are out of 100.
The graphics, sounds, and gameplay are out of 10.
32 FANTAVISION (Sony, October 26, 2000)
One of the first PS2 titles
is this unusual catch em and pop em puzzler by Sony. Hardly a ground breaking
to show off your all new PS2 and the game play and graphics can REALLY get repetitive.
The game can be purchased rather cheaply but even at $9.99 it's a questionable
buy because it can't compete with other classic puzzle games like Tetris
and Wario's Woods.
For 1 or 2 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 4
sound: 4
gameplay: 3 Find this game on eBay here! SECOND OPINION! I disagree with your review of Fantavision. Here's my review: 90 FANTAVISION (Sony CEA, October 2001) This was the first game I rented and purchased for my PlayStation 2,
and I must say that it is one of my most favourite PS2 games ever. The object
of this game is to detonate fireworks, and though some of the bonuses are a bit
lame (bonus points, energy up, etc), you should watch out for the Starmine. I
like this game because of its amazing music, great graphics (for a launch game)
and its innovative twitch game play that just seems to meld with you. When it
comes up, you just know what to do. This game is kind of like Tetris, except
that it's good. Really good. (Then again, I'm probably the only person in the
world who hates Tetris, so everyone else on the planet must hate Fantavision.
Don't hate, investigate. I insist. It's well worth the ten bucks.)
GRAPHICS - 8
SOUND - 9
GAMEPLAY - 9
-John Marshall (snake)
91 FINAL FANTASY X (SquareSoft, December
2001)
Square puts the fantasy
back in Final Fantasy after that weird full length movie that few people remember.
Join a young Britzball player named Tidus on a mission to figure out just what
happened to his old world and then when he's strong enough; defeat the evil creature
simply known as Sin. Final Fantasy X is a bit on the linear side but the story,
music, and graphics are incredible. For 1 player only
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
93
FINAL FANTASY X-2 (Square-Enix, November 2003)
Final Fantasy X-2 marks
the first time Square released a true sequel to one of their mega popular FF games.
Those expecting the same game though are in for a surprise because the only playable
characters this time are the three females: Yuna, Rikka, and new comer Paine.
This game may be a bit silly at times but the action and adventure is definitely
there and the game is more unlinear now. Final Fantasy X-2 is a beautiful RPG
is more ways then one. For 1 player only
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 9 Find this game on eBay here!
GAME OF THE MONTH COLLECTION!
80GRADIUS III & IV (Konami, November 2000)
At long last! We get another Gradius game (actually two Gradius games in one)
after all these years. I was worried this game wouldn't make it over here from
Japan but Konami proved us wrong. Both shooters
are tough as nails with loads of enemies on screen at one time, so the challenge
level is high no matter what difficulty you're set at. The real joy in both these shooter games is passing that really difficult level
that just seems impossible to your friends or seeing your ship fully jacked
and powered up with all four options, missiles, and shields. Gradius III &
IV is recommend to all old school shoot em up fans who are begging for a real
challenge from their PS2. For 1 or 2 players (alternate)
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 5
sound: 7
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
70
GRADIUS V (Konami, September, 2004)
It took a few years but Gradius returns again to the PS2 in a whole new game.
The game play mostly remains the same because you blast away at aliens and gather
power ups but the big difference now is that you can customize your Options
to fire in different positions. Gradius V also has some beautiful 2D/3D graphics
plus the sounds are not too bad either. Sadly, the game is so short yet insanely
difficult that most gamers will gladly pass by this one. Now I love the Gradius
series but would it have killed them to make the less tedious? Gradius III
on the SNES is still the best in the series. For 1 or 2 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
Graphics: 8
Sound: 7
Gameplay: 7 Find this game on eBay here!
83 GRAN TURISMO 3 A-Spec (Sony, July 2001)
Although these hyper realistic racing games are not really my favourites simply
because of their serious simulation nature but this game is loaded with such
spectacular presentation that every PS2 owner must see what all the fuss is
about. Big names like Nissan, Ford, Jaguar, Toyota, and tons more all lend their licenses
for this huge PS2 game and because of all the different modes it's really hard
to put down. Gran Turismo 3 is even a greatest hits game now so the game is
only a few bucks. For 1 or 2 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
75 GRAN
TURISMO 4 (Sony, January 2005)
After years of waiting and hype Gran Turismo 4 is finally here to
play and if you are a fan of the series then you're going to love this massive
driving simulation too. GT4 not only has more detailed locations to drive across
including the Grand Canyon to New York but the game also has a wide list of
challenges to unlock more cool licensed cars the series is known for. The game
has over an amazing 700 vehicles to see here so car nuts will go crazy for this.
Sadly the game play remains mostly unchanged from the past games because the
controls requirer a lot of presice positioning and braking to play the game
correctly so if you love arcade racers like Cruisin' the USA then you will absolutely hate the
more realistic-style controls in GT4. Also the game doesn't come with any online
support despite being said to have it during its development and wasn't this
released in the year 2005? Still the game is incredible with an unbelievable
amount of depth and detail. For 1 to 6 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 9
sound: 8
gameplay: 9 Find this game on eBay here!
91 GRAND THEFT AUTO 3 (Rockstar Games, October
2001)
Now the famous GTA series goes into the true 3D virtual world like Nintendo's Super Mario 64,
while keeping it's edgy game play that it's creators in so much trouble. Just
like the name implies you steal Cars, Taxi's, Trucks, Cop cars, and even giant
Tanks to complete your various missions (usually you have to wrack somebody
by chasing them downtown while avoiding the cops or something). Although the
graphics are not as smooth looking as say Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec, there
is so much more you can do than that driving game that it blows the mind! Heck!
You can even pick up hookers on the side of the street if you want to regain
some lost health! This game lets you be a criminal for hire and not go to jail
for it. One of the surprise hits of Playstation2 titles of the 2001 holiday
season. For 1 player only
Rated (M) for Mature
graphics: 8
sound: 8
gameplay: 9 Find this game on eBay here!
GAME OF THE MONTH COLLECTION! 93GRAND
THEFT AUTO San Andreas (Rockstar Games, October 2004) It has been a couple of years but we finally have a new GTA game on the
PS2 once again. This new chapter in the always edgy series has a new hero, a
cool new story, and the game is even much bigger then the past two PS2 games
combine but the big question is was San Andreas here worth the wait? This GTA
game still lets you steal any vehicle you want to help you be a much better
anti-hero but what has changed is this game takes place in the 1990's and instead
of the usual tough white guy you play the role of a African American named CJ.
CJ returns to his old home town after his mother was murdered and to find out
just what happened to her. Unfortunately, he is instantly greeted with a mixed
reception to say the least. This GTA has one of the best stories I ever seen and
hear in a game and CJ is a very likable and believable character but remember
this is rated Adults Only for a reason so expect some very foul and offensive
language. Although the graphics are still impressive especially in the real
time cinemas, they are starting to show their age thanks to all the slowdown,
bland textures, and choppy animations. San Andreas may not have the graphical
overhaul I wanted but it is now a much deeper and longer game with tons of cool
side quests so this is still easily one of the greatest games in 2004.
*Banned video game
For 1 or 2 players
Rated (A) for Adults Only
graphics: 8
sound: 9
gameplay: 10 Find this game on eBay here! GAME OF THE MONTH
COLLECTION! 97GRAND THEFT AUTO Vice
City (Rockstar Games,
October 29, 2002)
Grand Theft Auto III was not only thee biggest
game of the 2001 Holiday season but it even continues to sell well to this day!
The company behind the madness, Rockstar games, isn't slowing down just yet
because here we have another game in the GTA series in 2002. Grand Theft Auto
Vice City gives us more of what we loved last year but now we are back in the
80's! So is this game a dream comes true for those GTA fans or is it just another
wimpy rehash of a popular game? Sure, I liked Grand Theft Auto III but Vice
City is even better. I absolutely loved going back into the 80's again in this
cool game to see just how different life was back then. Everybody knows the
Star Soldier is a hardcore retro freak and I still got my golden goodies like
a NES, and some Transformers G1's in the house to satisfy my 80's flashbacks,
now I can do it in a game in 2002. Vice City is a complete package of stylist
graphics, hip music, and edgy game play for the adult gamers out there. For 1 player only
Rated (M) for Mature
graphics: 9
sound: 10
gameplay: 10 Find this game on eBay here!
88
GRANDIA II (UBI Soft, December 2000)
Although the Final Fantasy
games are stealing all the spotlight, there are still other great role playing
games for the PS2 here. Takes this awesome for example. In it you play the role
of a renegade Geohound soldier named Ryoko that is hired to guard a young women
in unknown mission to a strange tower. Things go horribly wrong for the women
and then the adventure really begins. The graphics are very smooth and the story
really draws you in (it also has a more adult theme to it than the original
Grandia) and the game's special turn based combat is deeper then most
RPG's. Grandia II isn't a huge leap over the Dreamcast original but the
game is a amazing adventure.
For 1 player only
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 9 Find this game on eBay here! 84 GUILTY GEAR X2 (Atlus,
2002) This grand PS2 sequel
not only includes the original hardcore fighters from the Playstation One
game but this has even more over-the-top characters ranging from a girlish boy
with a Yo-yo for a weapon to a freaky man who could be processed by a demon
to alter his attacks. I'm not making this up! If you love anime and one on one
fighters then this is at the top of the heap. For 1 or 2 players
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 9
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50 The GUY GAME (The Gathering, 2004)
The Guy Game is really nothing more then a video game version of 'Girls Gone
Wild' tapes and DVD's. You know those cool videos where all the females
show their breast and other crazy things for the cameras. In the game you or
a group of friends guess whether a young girl will get a question right so you
can earn points and the ability to see actual full frontal nudity as well. Both
the Xbox and PS2 are pretty much the same but this version has slightly slower
load times. Sadly, there isn't much here for game play other then a few mini
games so don't expect a lot of replay value here especially if you are a women.
*BANNED video game For 1 to 4 players
Rated (M) for Mature
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 1
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63 I C O (Sony, Fall 2001) In this unique adventure/action game you are a young boy simply know as
I C O and this kid is in a lot of trouble. As the game starts I C O is condemned
to die because of the strange horns growing from his head. The town's people
believe the horns are an evil sign and they place you in huge castle to be sacrificed
but you manage to escape and then you see you are not alone. Save the girl from
the evil shadows and then find a way out of the giant castle that is filled
with traps. Although this simple game had me bored to tears at the beginning
it does pick up a little later so you may want to give it a chance as well.
For 1 player only
graphics: 9
sound: 6
gameplay: 6 Find this game on eBay here!
80 INTELLIVISION LIVES (Crave/Real Time,
November 2003)
If you can play Atari 2600 games on the PS2 then why not have some Intellivision
games on there too, eh? Crave Entertainment
is giving us over 60 Intellivision games in one set!
This is definitely one of the biggest collection of games to be on the
Playstation but the Intellivision keypad menu system is very confusing to use
on the fly and a lot of the games suffer for it. Intellivision Lives is still an excellent package that saves you from
spending hundreds on auction sites for the real thing. Now where are the Turbografx-16
collections? For 1 to 6 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 1
sound: 2
gameplay: 9 Find this game on eBay here!
65 KING of FIGHTERS 2000/2001 (SNK Playmore, 2003)
This King of the Fighters twin collection is good trip down memory lane especially
for gamers that prefer 2D brawlers to these newer 3D fighters. Unfortunately these games have not aged very
well so you have to put up with some disappointing visuals and audio from a
24-bit era. Another big problem with
both these KOF games is that they are not too different from one another. Even the end boss is the same in both games! King of the Fighters 2001 is just like the 2000 edition but with a few
new guys added to the line up and some new scenery, no big deal. Still King of the Fighters 2000/2001 is a fun package for fight fans
looking for lots of style and technique over presentation. For 1 or 2 players
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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68 KING of FIGHTERS MAXIMUM IMPACT (SNK Playmore, 2004)
KOFMI isn't one of those games that are going to revolutionize fighting as we
know it. The new 3D effects are nice, the DVD extra are a cool bonus, and the
great 2D-like game play is still here but it's all been done before and it has
been done better. If you are looking for a Tekken 5-killer this just
isn't it. There is no denying though the game is very intense and easy to pick
up and play. King of Fighters Maximum Impact isn't the most polished title on
the market but when you actually play it the game whole just screams fun. For 1 or 2 players
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 6
sound: 6
gameplay: 7 Find this game on eBay here!
75 KLONOA 2: Lunatea's Veil (Namco, July 2001)
The sequel to the underrated Playstation One title puts Klonoa the dog (or is
he a cat?) with long ears in a strange new dream world. This is a good looking
cartoon-like 3D side scroller with lots to explore and fairly simple game play
for anybody to master. Hopefully the upcoming Crash game on the PS2 will
be as good as this .................. Oh wait, it wasn't! For 1 player only
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 8
sound: 6
gameplay: 7 Find this game on eBay here!
68 MAXIMO: Ghosts to Glory (Capcom, February 2002)
The cool Ghost and Goblins series returns on the Playstation2 in an all
new full 3D adventure. Maximo is trapped in the demon world and he must become
strong enough to retain his life back and save the Princess. Maximo may be too
arcade-like for some but it still plays ok despite the rather high difficulty.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 8
gameplay: 7 Find this game on eBay here!
85
MEGA MAN ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION (Capcom, June
2004)
After playing the Cube version of this game, the PS2 controls a lot better and
the button placement feel fairly comfortable this time. Other cool thing about
this game is that Capcom actually added the remixed soundtracks to the game
play if you go to Navi mode. This collection of old Mega Man games may appear
ancient but you can't go wrong with ten fun action games in one at a cheap price.
"So Capcom, why did you screw up the Cube version?"
For 1 or 2 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
70 MEGA MAN X8 (Capcom, 2004)
The long running Mega Man X series continues
and if you loved the intense 2D action of the past games then chances are you'll
like this one too. Like in previous instalments you control one of three super
intelligent robots on a mission to stop 8 different animal-like androids and
then you must go after the big boss to complete the adventure. You can not only
steal some of your opponent's weapons but you can also buy new upgrades as well
which helps to keep things interesting. Although the game is as action packed
as after, again like most Mega Man titles the game play is nothing new. The
game is still a lot of fun though so you could do worst.
For 1 player only
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 7
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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82 METAL GEAR SOLID 2: Sons of Liberty (Konami,
November, 2001)
In the sequel to the award winning PlayStation One game, Solid Snake must now
investigate a boat believed to have illegal Metal Gear parts and just before
Snake starts his latest mission the boat is suddenly attacked and taking over
by highly experienced Russian Commandos, so now Snake's mission just became
much more difficult. Make no mistake, this is a truly awesome game with some
very realistic visuals and sounds but the thing's I hated about the other Metal
Gears are in this game to like the inability to steal your fallen enemy's machine
gun even though the guy is right there. Another thing wrong about this game
is the whole second half of it. Instead of controlling the cold and calm Solid
Snake, you now play as some blonde dork called Raiden and the storyline just
goes downhill from there because of the inexperience of the rookie and what's
the deal with the out of place love story? Metal Gear Solid 2 is still a great
sequel to the original Playstation and NES titles but it's somewhat short
length, with some questionable controls at times, and strange new story hold
it down a bit. Still, it's well worth looking into especially for spy freaks. For 1 player only
Rated (M) for Mature
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 8
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79 METAL GEAR SOLID 3: Snake Eater (Konami,
2004)
Solid Snake returns (or is that really him) in this special prequel to all the
Metal Gear games. The game takes place in the 1960's in the height of the cold
war. One of Snake's mentors is meeting with a group of terrorists and he must
enter restricted area all alone with no weapons. The big difference in this
stealth/action game here is there is no radar which makes the adventure much
more difficult especially for casual players. Also if you like games with a
lot of cinemas then you'll love this MGS while others will be bored to tears.
Despite a few flaws the new graphics are absolutely stunning and the game is
filled with a bunch of wacky but cool characters like a 100 year old man that's
good at sniping to a underdressed (but scary) women who is excellent at close
range combat. This game even includes some of those monkeys from the Ape
Escape series for some reason. If you loved the last few games Metal Gear
Solid 3 is another great edition to the series but other players may not understand
what all the fuss is about. For 1 player only
Rated (M) for Mature
graphics: 9
sound: 8
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
70 MIDWAY’S ARCADE TREASURES (Midway,
November 2003)
Most Midway compilations on the Playstation and Sega Saturn were
only about 6 or 7 games per disc but now Midway is giving us over twenty games
in one this time. Before you get too excited, most of these arcade legends are
games you already played on the other collections. Even a lot of bonus material (like the developer biographies) is the
same. If you don’t care about some
déjà vu and you just want to play some golden oldies like Joust, Satan’s
Hollow, Smash TV, and Gauntlet then dive right in. MAT provides tons of
arcade action at a great price. For 1 to 4 players
Rated (T) for Teen
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 8 Find this game on eBay here!
56 MOBILE LIGHT FORCE 2 (Taito, 2003)
Unlike the first Light Force for the PS One this game lets the player
save their scores to a memory card and that's something at least. It's too bad
that the wacky story about a bunch of heroes flying through the air and the
awkward weapon system won't appeal to most gamers over here. This is a good
but not great vertical shooter that's available at a decent price.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 6
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