Down and Dirty Reviews: Wii VC -- A - M |
I love my Wii but sometimes the older stuff can be even better then the newer titles. Super Mario Bros. 3 is still ten times better then Balls of Fury for example! Of course Nintendo also re-releases a lot of duds on the Virtual Console too so be careful and read the reviews just to be warned ahead of time. Virtual Console- You need to download these games via internet connection in the Wii Shop. The scores are out of 100. The graphics, sounds, and game play are out of 10. |
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83 ACTRAISER (Enix, 2007)
*800 points
This great game here is not only
a decent little platform game with good old hack 'n slash action but it's also
a great simulation game as well. In the game guide a fallen spiritual warrior
through 10 side scrolling levels of various monsters and then try to restore
the towns they have destroyed. Actraiser may have impressive graphics and excellent
music but the only downside to the game kind of short.
It was still fun to rebuild this world here.
For 1 player only
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 7
sound: 10
gameplay: 8
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63
Hudson's ADVENTURE ISLAND (Hudson Soft, September 3, 2007)
*500 points
It's Sega's WonderBoy on the NES! Adventure Island is a fun
game about a red cap wearing caveman trying to rescue a princess from generic
evil monsters. Your hero starts out pretty weak and he needs constant fruit
to stay alive but you can give him throwing axes and even a skateboard for
extra power. There are tons of levels, lots of secrets, and plenty of challenges
to overcome too but I wish the control were better while jumping and grabbing
the skateboard forces you to go in one direction only. If you like action
games and your sick of Super
Mario Bros. then try this out.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 6
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79 AIR ZONK (TTI/Hudson Soft/Red, 2007)
*600 points
This is one crazy and action packed shooting game
with cartoon like graphics and lots of strange characters
like a dog and a giant missile as your friends. In this Turbografx game you're Zonk, a super cyborg
send by Bonk himself to stop the King Drool of the future. Unfortunately it's
a really short game with only 5 levels and unlimited continues
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*Uncommon TurboGrafx game
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 6
gameplay: 8
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77
AXELAY (Konami, 2007)
*800 points
In this cool shooter you must save your peaceful planet from powerful invading
alien fleets, the only problem is your all alone on the quest for freedom. Axelay
is not as fun or as deep as Konami's early SNES shooter Gradius III but
it looks a lot better in presentation. This
game has amazing looking 3D and 2D effects and
well designed art plus if that wasn't enough the music is also incredible. Sadly the
game is a little on the short side with only 6 levels so the whole experience
is a short one. If you love
shooters though then this game is sure to please!
For 1 player only
graphics: 9
sound: 8
gameplay: 6
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68 ALEX KIDD In The ENCHANTED CASTLE (Sega, 2007)
*800 points
This is the last known Alex Kidd game ever to be released on a gaming console
(Sega Genesis) and fortunately this is another good looking game for the series. EC is very
similar to the amazing Alex Kidd in Miracle World for the SMS upset for the much improved graphics, that also
means you better be prepared for a challenging action game. Enchanted Castle
is a pretty good download.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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72 ALIEN
CRUSH (Hudson Soft, December 10, 2006)
*600 points
This is one of the first Turbografx titles ever made in 1989 and
surprisingly it isn't that bad either. Alien Crush is a cool looking pinball
game on a unique all alien game table. Not only do you get to play on the main
table with tons of multiple targets but there are 4 secret bonus areas to find
for even bigger points. Alien Crush may be superior to those NES pinball
titles but the awkward two split screen action here may drive some people crazy
since it doesn't feel very realistic. Devil's Crush was the semi sequel
to this game by the way and many agree that it was the superior pinball game
but this one is still pretty fun and the Wii save feature also means you don't
have to lose your high scores unless you reset it.
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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37
ART OF FIGHTING (SNK, October 2007)
*900 points
Awesome! As I'm writing this in October 2007 the first 3 Neo Geo games arrived on the Wii Virtual Console. This is one of those 3 games and I'm still wondering why? This fighting game was
one of SNK's first Neo Geo games to break the big 100 Meg mark but sadly the title
itself was nothing special. The game centers around a young martial artist named Ryo when his sister gets kidnapped and
you need to get some answers from the local South Town
tough guys if you hope to find her. The game plays like a second rate Street Fighter II with stiff controls, only 2 playable fighters (Ryo and Robert) in the story mode and limited
play options.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 8
sound: 5
gameplay: 6
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75 BALLOON FIGHT (Nintendo, July 11, 2007)
*500 points
Balloon Fight is a super cute looking Joust-like game where players
try to pop the other person's balloons to kill them. The player or opponent
at the highest plane during a strike gets to destroy their enemy's balloon.
The game is fun and very challenging but the game play isn't too compelling
and the Game C is way too hard since it only takes one hit to end the adventure
completely. Balloon Fight isn't a must have since it doesn't have a lot of
depth but it can be a fun two player game.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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25
BASEBALL (Nintendo, 2006)
*500 points
Nintendo Baseball is a decent two player game if you like the famous sport but the
one player action gets duller then watching the Disney channel. The simple game play
mechanics are certainly limited to what we today as well especially when it comes to
the complete lack of control of those out fielders. This is one of the choices to play this relic if you can't find a old NES but it would be a pretty
lame reason to get a Wii just for this game.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 3
sound: 3
gameplay: 6
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77 BLADES of STEEL (Konami, 2007)
*500 points
Although this is one of the first hockey games for the NES,
it is still one of the best. For a 8-bit game Blades of Steel has some realistic
looking players, digital voice samples, and intense arcade-like game play
with dead on controls. I also love the up close fighting where you can fight
a rival player one on one. Some of the music can be weird at times and the
game ads for other Konami titles (although clever) were a little shameless
but Blades of Steel is still great violent fun for fans of the sport.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 8
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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90 BLAZING LAZERS (Hudson soft/Compile, 1989)
*600 points
Oh ya, it's back! In this famous Turbografx vertical scrolling shooter it's your mission here to pilot
the 80 ton Gunhed Star fighter and go up against the
Dark Squadron army lead by the mysterious enemy known as the Master Computer.
This game is loaded with firepower and 9 huge levels, but the thing holding
it back is that it's just way too easy for a shooter and can be easily finished
the same day or week. Blazing Lazers still comes very recommend.
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 8
gameplay: 8
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73 BLOODY WOLF (Data East, 1991)
*600 points
Bloody Wolf is very similar to Konami's Contra but this action run
and gun game features some up close knife combat and an actual story line as
well. In this Turbografx game you are on a mission behind enemy line so you can save the
President from an army of terrorists. Believe it or not that's only half the
game. The game has some fairly detailed graphics and there are lots power ups
to find as well. Sadly there is no two player mode and the action can be a little
slow at times too so Bloody Wolf won't please everyone.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 5
gameplay: 6
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92
BOMBERMAN '93 (Hudson Soft, 2006)
*600 points
The 93 Turbografx edition of everyone's favourite bomb expert features
some of the weakest graphics for a game released in 1993 and it looks even weaker
now on the Wii. You still get some old amazing party mayhem that highlight this
awesome version of Bomberman though and who doesn't like blowing things up?
You get both an excellent multi-player in battle mode with 10 different levels
to try out with a new Kick power up where you can get bombs out of your face
in a hurry and the one player mode is improved over the original and it's a
good way to eat up some time but it is still a little on the slow side. Bomberman
93 is a awesome party game to have around.
For 1 to 5 players
graphics: 2
sound: 4
gameplay: 9
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82 BONK'S ADVENTURE (Hudson Soft/Red, 2006)
*600 points
Here is prehaps the biggest hit for the Turbografx and now it's on the
Wii. Bonk is a very fun game featuring everyone's favourite head-butting caveman
who is trying to save Princess Za and her homeland. The only real problem with
Bonk's Adventure is that it was far too easy and it only comes with only 5 levels
here. Sure, it's a great game for the kids and the casual player but the pro
gamers will be done with this game in a few minutes or hours, no problem. It
is still worth the points though.
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 8
gameplay: 6
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85 BONK'S REVENGE (Hudson Soft/Red, April 2006)
*600 points
Maybe the best Bonk game out there because the game is filled with tons
of secrets and bonus levels all over the place. Although the controls are not
as tight as the first game, it also makes it a tougher, more challenging quest
for Bonk this time. In the game you can now fly, change into a crab and if you collect 50
smiley's or higher on a level then when you beat the boss you will warp pass
one whole level which makes going to the bonus levels worthwhile. Definitely
an above average action game for the Turbografx and the Wii.
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 6
gameplay: 8
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31
BRAVOMAN (Namco, 2007)
*600 points
Super heroes and video games should go hand and hand so a game like Bravoman
should be a stand out title but there are definitely a few things holding it
back. This weird looking game is about a hero with the ability to use long limbs
to strike his foes down and he is going to need all the power he has to stop
his nemesis Dr. Bomb and his many minions. The game is a little on the hard
side since there are 22 levels plus why there is only one life per every continue?
Bravoman also has some of the worst voices in a video game and that alone may
drive a lot gamers away. Bravoman is not only a cookie cutter hero but his game
is chunky and horrible.
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 2
gameplay: 4
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84 BUBBLE BOBBLE (Taito, December 31, 2007)
*500 points
This wild action game here is just like the fun arcade game starring two bubble
blowing dinos trying to rescue their girlfriends from several cute but deadly
monsters. One of the coolest things about Bubble Bobble that is supports 2
players at once and other then a few flickers here and there this mode works
well. Another good thing about the game is there are well over a 100 levels
to see here plus there are tons of unique power ups to collect too so this is one big game.
Although the game is a lot of fun, the game does a few things that bust my
balls. For example it only takes one hit and you're dead plus some stages
like stage 57 are just insanely tough to beat because you have to jump on your bubbles to get to the top where the enemies are continuing shooting at you. Despite a few problems the game is still very easy to get into
so Bubble Bobble is great for both casual and expert players. It may be tougher
to find then most NES titles but it's well worth the extra effort.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 6
gameplay: 8
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84 CASTLEVANIA (Konami, April 30, 2006)
*500 points
With all the evil slaying action and 6 challenging
levels included, Castlevania on NES is arcade perfect. If you like
old horror movies you'll love the theme of this game. Simon Belmont uses his
father's legendary whip to rid the world of the evil Count Dracula and his
army of monsters. The later levels are especially difficult since it only
takes four hits to kill you off but it's not too impossible and the controls
are simple enough for anybody to learn easily and the added save function of the Wii doesn't hurt either. Castlevania may seem basic
now but the game play is timeless.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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66
CASTLEVANIA II: Simon's Quest (Konami, 2007)
*500 points
Castlevania II is definitely the black sheep of the Castlevania NES trilogy
(just ask James Rolfe) but it is still a pretty addictive mission for Dracula's 5 missing body parts
in hopes of putting a end Simon Belmont's deadly curse once and for all. The
game is very non linear in design this time now so you have the decision of
going to different towns or dungeons whenever you want plus it also has three
different endings too so the replay value is there too. Unfortunately, Castlevania
II can also be very confusing to play especially since the in-game dialogue
was very poorly translated. If you decide to play this game it is highly recommend
you get some kind of strategy guide because the game is loaded with strange
secrets and hidden areas that aren't explained very well. Castlevania II is still
a good action/adventure title but I can still see why the third game plays
more like the first one.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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77 CHEW MAN FU (Hudson Soft, 1990)
*600 points
Now here's a TG-16 game you don't see everyday. In Chew Man Fu you get to guide a young girl through several rooms to the stop the evil magician Chew Man Fu. The thing that makes this puzzle game so special is she can use a huge stone ball to smackdown enemies and bust up walls. The game is filled with hundreds of levels and it even supports two players at once so there is a lot of replay value here. OK, the whole thing can get repetitive but if you like puzzle games with a bit of action then this is good bang for the buck.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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42
CHINA WARRIOR (Hudson Soft, 2007)
*600 points
China Warrior is a very limited side scrolling beat em up starring some
fighter who looks very similar to Bruce Lee. The characters are quite
huge and even fairly detailed as well as some of them fill up nearly a quarter
of the screen but of course, they are also very stiff looking in the process
so there's a trade off. Another problem with this game is the constant looping
music which doesn't even change when you enter a new set of levels. China Warrior
was only created to show off the Turbo Grafx-16 graphical abilities, because
the game play is laughable when compared to a real fighting game like Double
Dragon.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 3
gameplay: 3
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67 COMIX ZONE (Sega, 2007)
*800 points
Here is one awesome looking game where you become part of your own comic
book story line in a weird twist of faith. The game works great with the classic
controller and the graphics are really amazing too for a Genesis game but it's still kind of hard
and linear in design so once you finish it that's pretty much it.
For 1 player only
graphics: 9
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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40 COLUMNS (Sega, 2006)
*800 points
Sega's answer to Tetris is merely a shell of the Russian classic.
In this Genesis game you line up multiple coloured gems of the same type to make them disappear,
sounds familiar eh? One of the problems I have with the game is the lack of
play modes here. There is just a basic Arcade mode for 1 or 2 players so this
is barely passable as far as puzzlers go. The game can be playable but it has
really aged badly so don't spend too much points on this in other words (hopefully there is a discount in the future, eh?).
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 4
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55 CRATERMAZE (Hudson Soft, 2007)
*500 points
If you are looking for more puzzle games on the Turbo then this one may interest you even if it's pretty damn boring. In Crater maze you control a space man that's on a mission to save your kidnapped friends. There are a sh*&load of levels here where you collect power ups and dig holes to trap enemies (who are apparently all Christian because they leave crosses once killed here) but they really don't change too much from one stage to the next kind of like Bomberman. The graphics are colourful but plain plus the background music is lame as well. The game can be fun but don't expect a lot of thrilling action either.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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65 DEAD MOON (Natsume, 2007)
*600 points
Holy crap, how many shooters do we need on this TG16 system here? OK, I'll shut up and just do the review. In Dead Moon you must defend the earth against alien attackers that have invaded the moon. The game starts off quite good because the action is fast paced and there are power ups are all over the place as well. The graphics and sounds are not too bad either too with colourful enemies and decent music but the backgrounds do repeat often and the sound effects are nothing special either. The game is fun to play but you can do better.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 6
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90 DEVIL'S CRUSH (Naxat Soft, 2007)
*600 points
Devil's Crush is a medieval style pinball game with great control, good
sounds, nice graphics, and if you become good enough you can even see a real
ending here. It's hard for me to get too excited over a Pinball video game especially
since you're only playing on one (although fairly large) table but this title
has tons of secret bonuses to unlock for bigger points and that's really enough
to drive any player to continue here. This game is also on the Sega Genesis under the name Dragon's Fury.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 5
gameplay: 8
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35 DONKEY KONG (Nintendo, November 19, 2006)
*500
points
Here is Nintendo's famous mega hit Donkey Kong for their own Nintendo Entertainment
System originally back in 1986, but sadly, even though it was made by the
masters themselves it's hardly arcade perfect. Where's the entire conveyer belt
level for one? If you want to play a arcade perfect addition of this legendary
action title than play Donkey Kong 64 plus unlock the original game there
and then play that instead because that's as close as you may after get now
of days. Come on, Nintendo! Put this lame NES edition to sleep because this
is the 5th time I seen this NES game re-released and it just looks embarrassing
especially here on the Wii. Donkey Kong may be good to have around the house
for some minor sentimental value but I can't see anybody playing this on a regular
basis thanks to simple game play and Nintendo's lackluster effort with their
own game.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 3
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87 DONKEY KONG COUNTRY (Nintendo/Rare,
November 1994)
*800 points
It's the long awaited return of Donkey Kong after nearly a decade
of nearly nothing believe it or not. This awesome 32 meg update to the arcade
classic uses computer rendered 2D graphics so the game even looks better than
most 32-bit 3DO and 64-bit Atari Jaguar titles. The game also
has realistic sound effects but the music isn't as impressive. This plays similar
to Nintendo's earlier Super Mario World but with more linear levels and
much nicer graphics of course.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 9
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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68
DONKEY KONG JR. (Nintendo, 2006)
*500 points
In this big NES sequel you play as Donkey Kong's son on a rescue
mission to save your father from the evil Mario? Yes, it's true! Mario is the
bad guy in this game believe it or not. Talk about a very cool idea for the
sequel! Like Donkey Kong this is 2D action platformer where you jump around
to get where you're going but Jr. can also climb loose vines to reach higher
areas and reach bonus fruits for points. This game even comes with all 4 arcade
stages so it's already a better translation then the last game. Unfortunately,
the game is still based on a 1982 game so the action isn't as complex as most
NES titles out there on the Wii VC even though it's still pretty fun to play.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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10 DOUBLE DUNGEONS (NCS, 2007)
*600 points
What the hell! Why they release this dud here on the Wii? This is nothing but a totally boring dungeon based RPG much like the older Might
and Magic series but only much worse. This ugly 3D role playing game would have been decent
if I didn't get lost all the time but everything looks the same and there
should have been some kind of in game overhead map system to guide the gamer here as well.
Double Dungeons may be one of the few Role Playing on the Turbografx system but this is
no Final Fantasy!
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 3
gameplay: 6
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71 DR. ROBOTNIX'S MEAN BEAN (Sega, 2006)
*800 points
This is really a Puyo Puyo game that got renamed after the big bad fat guy of Sonic The Hedgehog fame. In this Sega Genesis game you battle some of Dr. Robotnik's
robots by matching up coloured blobs to make disappear. If your opponent screen
gets filled with blobs you win. Although it didn't sell all that well its still
one of the best selling puzzlers in Japan and the game is still pretty fun and
easy to get into as well. The one player game is short and the graphics are not that hot but if Columns did nothing for you then maybe this addictive bean game here will?
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 6
gameplay: 8
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79 DRAGON'S CURSE
(Hudson Soft/Sega, April 2007)
*600 points
It's Wonder
Boy III: Dragon's Trap from the Sega Master System and it got ported to the Turbo on it's on the Wii too (long story). This
Master system classic even comes here with minor graphical and sound improvements
for us lucky Turbo Grafx-16 fans. If you never played this game before, here
is what's going on. Dragon's Cure is a cute adventure game where you are a sword
weilding hero who has to deal with different strange animal powers on a long
quest to regain your original human form. Although it's lame that Hudson Soft
didn't try to improve the graphics and sounds even more since this is on the
Turbo, Dragon's Curse is a fun and challenging action title for gamers of all
ages.
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 7
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73
DRAGON SPIRIT (Namco, 1989)
*600 points
Here is another shooter on the Turbo but unlike most of the others here this
features a young prince who transforms into a fire breathing dragon. In the
game you must save a beautiful princess (I hope she's beautiful anyway since
there is no opening story here) from a evil army of demons across 8 deadly levels.
Like Namco's classic shoot em up Xevious enemies attack from both the
sky and the ground. The ending was kind of cool because
it had an Namco retrospective but I won't go any further then that. Dragon Spirit
is not one of the prettiest shooters on the system thanks to some bland graphics
but the list of power ups and attacks is not too bad.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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77 DUNGEON EXPLORER (Hudson Soft/Atlus, 2007)
*600 points
Gauntlet? Dungeon Explorer is a very fun action/adventure game originally on the Turbografx with lots
of playable characters ranging from warriors, witches, dwarfs, and you can even
find secret characters like a princess and a hermit if you play long enough
as well. Can you survive all 14 levels here without turning on your friends
or will you go to complete the main objective and save your kingdom from the
evil Natas? I like the choices the game gives even if Dungeon Explorer isn't
the most original. It's a good pick for action/role playing seekers.
For 1 to 5 players
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 8
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55 FATAL FURY (Tanaka/SNK, October 2007)
*900 points
In this popular Neo Geo classic you pick get to pick from 3 fighters and try to
go after the crime boss of South Town in the first Fatal Fury. There are a lot of men standing in your way like the 400 pound Raiden and an old man with a bad steriod problem. The game is simple; the person who wins the best 2 out of 3 bouts wins the match. This was definitely
a big hit for the folks at SNK but there are a few problems that age is a bit like unbalanced special moves and there are very limited moves per character. There is no half naked Mai here either so although the game is fun, I would wait for the better future editions.
For 1 or
2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 7
gameplay: 6
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65
GALAGA: Demons of Death (Bandai/Namco, 2007)
*500 points
This Galaga here is the port done on the NES but at least is a near arcade perfect
translation of the early eighties space shooting hit. Maybe a few of you
heard of it already, eh? In Galaga you use your advance star fighter to save
the galaxy from a deadly race of flying bugs that get harder and harder to
kill in each level. This was originally the sequel to Galaxian and
it not only features better graphics and sounds but the intense new faster
game play really makes the previous game out dated too. You can now power up your ship
with double fire power by losing one of other ships to a tractor beam enemy
and by getting it back (that's if you don't shoot it by accident of course).
This is still a awesome shooting video game even today but it's a shame you
can't save your scores here and the action can get repetitive as well. Galaga
is great for retro buffs but other NES gamers use to titles like Twin Cobra will not be that impressed.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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GOLDEN AXE (Sega, 2006)
*800 points
Here is a Sega Genesis classic! In a fantasy medieval age, three brave
warriors try to get their revenge with the man with the Golden Axe; the evil
Death Adder. Golden Axe is a free roaming fighting game where you fight off
hordes of enemies until you reach the boss guardian. Although the odds are against
you, each one of the warriors can use powerful magic and the more potions you
find, the more powerful the spell. The game also features two new levels not
in the arcade game plus it also includes a new duel mode for single or two player
battles. It may be kind of short but Golden Axe is a solid fighting game with
a great theme.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 7
sound: 7
gameplay: 6
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72
GRADIUS (Konami, 2007)
*500 points
Here is another underrated 2D shooter that is fairly popular in Japan
at least. This is one very hard game that introduced a new and innovative weapon
system with 6 different selections to power up for Vic Viper starship. Can
you survive all 7 levels in this tough but awesome shooter here? I doubt it
but the game is still pretty good and if you never played it before on the NES here is your chance to try it on the Wii.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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97 GUNSTAR HEROES (Sega/Treasure,
December 10, 2006)
*800 points
Surprisingly one of the best games on the Sega Genesis is also one
of the first Genesis games on the Wii VC here. Gunstar Heroes may seem like
a odd name for a video game but if you give it a chance you'll see that this
game has some advance 2D and 3D graphics, decent music, and high octane action
for two players. With only 7 levels here the game is a little too short and
it left me wanting more but it was still a wild ride while it lasted. Despite
the questionable length don't forget that game still plays incredible and the
depth is also fairly amazing. Gunstar Heroes is just a very wild game with excellent
graphics and music so it is well worth the small 800 points!
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 8
sound: 7
gameplay: 9
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ICE CLIMBERS (Nintendo, 2007)
*500 points
In this original NES title here you control one of two little Eskimos
with hammers trying to reach the top of the stage. Enemies like polar bears
and other fuzzy creatures will try to kill you as well but you knock them
out if they get in the way but sadly Nintendo took out the baby seals in the
North American version so you can't beat them with hammers like in the original
Japanese game. Once you reach the top there is a timed bonus game where you
either try to get the food or go after the giant bird instead to complete
the stage. It starts out easy and the concept is good but the reason this
game was never a success was because the controls of the jumps are super slow
and really sluggish here. Ice Climbers doesn't age well.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 4
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ICE HOCKEY (Nintendo, December 2006)
*500 points
Nintendo's NES Ice Hockey is simple and very easy to play game of the famous Canadian sport. The famous feature here is the unique ability to create three different sizes of
players for a team of four so you can either mix with a team of skinny to heavy players for that combo of speed and power or you can do a team with all smaller players to out run everyone for example. Sure we don't get the usually season, create a
player mode that are in other modern Hockey video games but maybe we are too
spoiled in this day and age, eh? Ice Hockey is a very fun game especially
for two players.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 7
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48 JJ & JEFF (Hudson Soft, 2007)
*600 points
This wacky 2 meg game looks a lot like the original Super Mario Bros. by Nintendo but your heroes wears purple business
suits and have giant heads. Although the game may look silly JJ & Jeff is
a very, VERY tough action game with draining health, annoying enemies, and 24
long and unforgiving levels. At least there are loads of secrets to discover
along the way to help you out but overall you're still going to be cursing a
lot here. The ending here is really goofy too....... much like the game itself.
JJ & Jeff is a great game for people looking for punishment but because
of that casual gamers should go no where near this.
*Highly edited from the original Japanese game Ken & Kato
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 7
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78
KID ICARUS (Nintendo, 2007)
*500 points
Kid Icarus is a hard but fun angel game with
loads of challenges to master in both linear and non linear stages. In this NES
game you help the young angel named Pit on a mission to destroy the evil Medusa
in this 2D action game. Don't let the cute look and good controls fool you
because this is one is pretty deep and very challenging here.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 7
gameplay: 7
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KING'S KNIGHT (Square, March 31 2008)
*500 points
One of Square's worst games ever
and it wasn't even a big hit in Japan either. King's Knight is one stupid
forced scrolling shooting game starring four boring characters in near impossible
scenarios. Once one of the characters dies you just move on to the next one
which may sound like a cool way to juice up the adventure but the basic lame
shooting and avoiding game play is the same for each. I have a good question:
why would Square release this horrible game here and NOT release the real Final Fantasy 2 and 3 here?
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 2
gameplay: 3
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96 KIRBY'S ADVENTURE (Nintendo/Hal, 2007)
*500 points
The first and last 6 mega bit game (that means the game has a lot
memory n' stuff) for the 8-bit Nintendo is this awesome looking Kirby title
here. Kirby is a cute little pink blob thing that can jump high in the air
plus he can suck up certain enemies and steal their power. Since the game
is geared to the kids it's a little on the easy side but Kirby is still a
fairly huge game with over 30 levels to explore and most importly it's very
fun to play too. With it's combination of solid graphics and sounds Kirby's
Adventure is another must have for the NES and a great download on the Wii.
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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41
LEGEND of KAGE (Taito, 2007)
*500 points
In this NES game you're a skilled ninja on a rescue mission to save Princess Kiri
from the evil Yoshi (no relation to that stupid green dinosaur). You have
to battle through 4 levels of very routine arcade action that just keeps on
looping after you saved the girl and it doesn't take long to get with throwing ninja stars at under paid thugs. Legend of Kage is a good and quick action
game ruined by too much repetition.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 4
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97 The
LEGEND of ZELDA (Nintendo, 2006)
*500 points
Here
is the original that started it all! The NES Legend of Zelda is a huge quest to
save princess Zelda from the evil giant pig creature known as Ganon. It
won't be easy because you have no idea where she is and you must first find
the 8 pieces of the legendary Triforce to even enter Ganon's lair. You must
search through dangerous countryside and dark dungeons to find the necessary
items to survive Ganon's army. Because the game is so big the game includes
a Save feature so you can shut off the console and continue the game later.
Yeah, that happens in a lot of games now but the Legend of Zelda here was
the first ever home video game to feature this save option, how cool is that?
Although the graphics are not much to look at, the Legend of Zelda is still
one of the best adventure/action games ever made with fast game play and tons
of secrets.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 8 ............. good voice samples and catchy tunes.
gameplay: 10
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92 LEGEND of ZELDA: Ocarina of Time (Nintendo, 2007)
*1000 points
*Classic or GC controller needed
In this huge 3D game made popular on the Nintendo64 your hero Link must now travel
through time to save his land from a powerful madman bend on its destruction.
Some parts of the game are either too hard or too easy plus there is little
to do after the game is all done, but these are the only things that kept me
from giving this game a perfect score. Although it's a shame there is no rumble feature, the game is so big and so interactive
that it should take about a good month to fully finish. Legend of Zelda 64 is
a awesome 256 meg (the first 256 meg game for the N64 btw) action/adventure
game and it is perhaps
the ultimate action RPG.
For 1 player only
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 9
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65 LOLO (Hal, July 2007)
*500 points
Lolo is a very tough NES puzzle game featuring cute characters in many
enclosed rooms filled with hazards, treasures, and enemies. The brave little
Lolo haves to save his sugar mommy Princess Lala from a evil big demon thing but to do this so he
will have to survive several deadly challenges in a old castle. The stages start off easy but the levels quickly get more and more complex like for example when you have to unlock power ups to kill enemies and place blockers in the right area to protect you from needles. Lolo is good puzzle
title with tons of levels but be ready for one tough game that will likely
piss off anyone.
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 3
gameplay: 5
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87 LORDS of THUNDER (Hudson Soft, 2008)
*800 points
Before the Duo kicked the bucket there was still some fight in the old girl because Lords of Thunder is one of the best shooters in Turbografx history. In the game here
you must help a flying warrior use powerful magic to take back the elements
of earth. The thing that makes the game one of the better shooting titles on the machine is all the
impressive weaponry, stunning graphics, and intense action. Lords of Thunder is not too different
from the Gate of Thunder title which also appeared on the Duo, however
you have to love the new theme and some more diverse attacks, eh? This game not only comes packed with some
nice looking graphics but the game also has cool heavy metal music too. What
more could you want in a shooter?
For 1 player only
graphics: 9
sound: 9
gameplay: 8
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50 LUNAR POOL (FCI, 2007)
*500 points
Here is a fun little NES pool game that's easy to pick up and play. The gimmick here is you are playing in space and the only way you can tell is by the lame craters in the background. The game is really nothing more then a really basic pool (move cursor, hit ball, hopefully it sinks) game with each table having a different pattern to add some challenge to your shots. It's nothing special and the graphics and sounds get old fast but it is playable.
For 1 player only
graphics: 3
sound: 3
gameplay: 5
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60
MARIO BROS. (Nintendo, 2006)
*500 points
The original
Mario Bros here on the NES is not only a challenging action title that never seems to
end but it's still a good two player game as well. Are you the type of player
that wants to help your friend to complete the levels or are you the friend
that wants to hog all the glory and points instead yourself? The game certainly isn't as complex
as the sequel Super
Mario Bros. but it was the cool two player option that helped
saved it from being a dud.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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81 MARIO KART 64 (Nintendo,
2007)
*1000 points
*Classic or GC controller needed
It's the big sequel to the SNES classic here on the N64 and Wii. In Mario Kart 64 you control one of
eight Nintendo characters and then you compete in a go-kart racing grand prix.
The computer cheats at times and the controls can be a bit rough at times but it's still a pretty fun racing game much like
the Super Nintendo original but now there is no split screen graphics
in the one player games which I like. It's a shame you can't save your ghost times to a memory cart or card anymore but the game is still fun in the new
2 to 4 multi-player modes here and that's something you don't alway see on the Wii here.
For 1 or 4 players
Rated (E) for Everyone
graphics: 8
sound: 8
gameplay: 8
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97 METROID (Nintendo,
2007)
*500 points
The legendary first Metroid started right here on the
original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) way back in 1987. Although this
is only a single Meg 8-bit game with outdated graphics and all, it's still
one of the greatest adventure games ever made and I'm gonna tell you why.
In it you help space warrior Samus Aran defeat the evil pirates of planet
Zebes who are breeding powerful Metroid creatures to conquer the universe.
Even in it's old age, Metroid is still an excellent action/adventure gaming
experience with a huge amount Easter eggs to keep players wanting more and
the simple graphics and sounds were too bad either. Whether you play it on
a NES, Game Cube, or Wii here; Metroid is a must for any generation!
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 8
gameplay: 9
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78 MILITARY
MADNESS (Hudson Soft, December 17, 2006)
*600 points
This cool Turbografx game is
a very addictive war/board-like game where you have to take turns to fight for
control of the moon. Military Madness has loads of different tanks, ground fighters,
and aircrafts ready for war and there are 32 levels here in all so you'll be
playing this one for awhile. Another interesting thing about this game is that
your units can gain experience the more they battle. Sadly the Wii version had
this annoying feature where the game slows down every time you scroll the screen
which happans a lot by the way. Fortunately there is now a update that fixes the problem now at least. Military Madness takes a few tries to understand
what's going on but it's still an incredible strategy title.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 3
sound: 6
gameplay: 9
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76
MILON'S SECRET CASTLE (Hudson Soft, 2006)
*500 points
Want
a real challenge? Milon's Secret Castle is a good but very tough action platformer
starring a young wizard and his mission to fight his way through a huge deadly castle.
Trust me when I say this is one challenging game because a lot of the secrets
in the game need to be discovered first if you want to get anywhere here but
if you can master the game a bit it's also a very addictive adventure too especially with it's decent graphics and music.
Milon's Secret Castle is a great NES title that's for experts only.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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51 MONSTER LAIR (Hudson Soft/Alfa System, 2007)
*800 points
The Second official game for the Turbografx-16 CD system is this simple and
rather unremarkable platformer/shooter starring the Wonder Boy and the princess
he's always trying to save. Monster Lair may look cute but this is still a very
difficult game with 14 long levels and an annoying draining health meter. Although
the game can be fun, I don't understand why this was originally a Turbo CD game and not made on
a card instead?
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 7
gameplay: 6
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