Down and Dirty Reviews: Virtual Boy -- A - Z |
Man, is this ever easy! I just have a few games
for this system, so it makes for some easy reviewing. Well, I did
have to play some crappy games and get some sore eyes too so it wasn't
all easy. There are 16 reviews here! The scores are out of 100. The graphics, sounds, and gameplay are out of 10. |
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Score / Name
68
3D TETRIS (Nintendo, March 1996)
3D Tetris is a little
complex for a Tetris game because of the whole 3D grid thing but it's still
kind of cool too once the controls are mastered. Not
a very forgiving game because the pieces continue to fall even when you need
to adjust the view but the game is still above average.
*Uncommon VB game
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 6
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GAME OF THE MONTH COLLECTION!
BEST VIRTUAL BOY GAME!
90
GALACTIC PINBALL (Nintendo,
August 14, 1995)
With 4 different gaming tables and great use
of the 3D engine, I really got addicted to this Virtual Boy game fast. "It's
not everyday that somebody says that somebody gets addictive to a VB
game, eh?" If the good graphics and sound effects weren't enough but there is also a save
feature built in to record high scores for better replay value and the controls
are right on. I still recommend you take a break after a few minutes of playing
as does Nintendo but I could still play the game for hours on end.
It's the best video pinball game I've ever
played. PERIOD!
*Battery back
up game
For 1 player only
graphics:
7
sound: 6
gameplay: 9
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48 GOLF (T &
E soft, November 1995)
It's just not exciting or fun enough to be
any real competition for a more polished golf game like Mario Golf or
a Hot Shots Golf, although it does look nice for the leisure sports title
and the pace isn't too bad anyway. Still this golf game could have been a lot
better.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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61 JACK BROS. (Altus, October 1995)
Jack Bros.
is a basic overhead action game with a cute horror theme to it and in this weird
title you choose from three different characters that are all named 'Jack'.
The game is a little too linear and on the easy side too as you just go to point
A to point B but it is still fun to play.
*Rare VB game
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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61 JACK BROS. (Altus, 1995)
*Japanese*
The Japanese edition is still just a basic overhead action game with a cute
horror theme to it and a cool Japanese feel to it. Nothing has changed here,
just the language is different of course and one of the Jack characters is actually
called 'Jack the Ripper'.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 5
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53 KEMCO BASEBALL 95 (Kecmo, 1995)
*Japanese
This Baseball title is much more fun then the
American version because of the sharper controls and more forgiving game play.
This game uses Super Deformed characters and the controls are very easy to get
into.
For
1 or 2 players
graphics: 4
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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39 MARIO CLASH (Nintendo, October 1995)
It's the old, OLD Mario Bros. type game
but now this is used in a semi 3D perspective. Why wasn't this a real Super
Mario Bros. game on the Virtual Boy instead though? Some may like this action game because it still has a lot of usual trappings of this long running franchise but the single
screen action is too basic for a Mario title so Mario Clash was really not the
game I was hoping for.
*Uncommon VB game
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 4
gameplay: 4
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59 MARIO TENNIS (Nintendo, October 1995)
It's a 3D tennis game! The game is nothing
too special but it's easy to get into at least. Despite that you should stick
with Mario Tennis 64 instead. I don't think it was a good idea for Nintendo
to make this the pack in game for the Virtual Boy because people wanted a Super
Mario World type of game instead.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 6
gameplay: 6
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50 NESTER'S FUNKY BOWLING (Nintendo, February 1996)
Funky Bowling is a cool looking but very basic
bowling game, starring old Nester which some of you might remember has a character from the early Nintendo Power magazine
series of comics. It's a fun enough title for what it is and the graphics are fairly decent too but the game play is very limited thanks to the limited options.
*Rare VB game
For
1 or 2 players
graphics: 7
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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76 PANIC BOMBER (Nintendo/Hudson Soft, December 1995)
Think Puyo Puyo but
with bombs and Bomberman characters and you get Panic Bomber here. One of the
better Virtual Boy titles because of the addictive and easy to learn puzzle
game play. The only bad thing about this puzzle game is that's way too short.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 7
gameplay: 8
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65
RED ALARM (Nintendo/T & E Soft, October 14, 1995)
This
interesting 3D shooter exposes both the good and bad of the Virtual Boy. The
bad part apart Red Alarm is that it has overly simple wireframe graphics and
everything is done in unshaded red lines so it's very easy to get confused or
lost. The good points here though is that the game is still very intense and
the controls are a little awkward at first but they still work great here. Red
Alarm is one of the better titles for the system but that isn't saying much.
For 1 player only
graphics: 5
sound: 5
gameplay: 7
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37 TELEROBOXER (Nintendo, 1995)
Now here is a game I thought I would really like. Teleroboxer is a weird and very hard to control
boxing game with robots fighting it out one on one. The game has fairly good
graphics but it sounds and play terrible thanks to the slow punches. In the end it is not as good as Punch Out.....
not by a long shot.
For 1 player only
graphics: 6
sound: 4
gameplay: 5
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66 VERTICAL FORCE (Nintendo/Hudson Soft, 1995)
This one sounds cool! Vertical Force is a difficult but fun little shooter
from the makers of the Star Soldier
series. The 3D effects for this overhead game are a nice touch but they can also work against you thanks to
the fast pace of the game. Still a fun shooter once you get the hang of it.
For 1 player only
graphics: 7
sound: 6
gameplay: 7
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20 VIRTUAL BASEBALL (Nintendo/Kemco,
1995)
Too sim like for me and this game fails to
be as good as the Japanese game. It's almost impossible to hit what is coming
at you and you have worry about the unimaginative graphics here as well. I won't
play this Baseball game ever again unless I'm forced to.
For
1 or 2 players
graphics: 5
sound: 4
gameplay: 6
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65 V-TETRIS (Nintendo, 1994)
*Japanese
It's good old Tetris, plain and simple. You know the deal: guide falling pieces down to form lines and get the high score but sadly there is no save feature here either for some reason. There is a new 3D mode
but it's way too confusing to have any fun with because the length of the screen.
Still it's Tetris on the Virtual Boy and you can go wrong with that.
For 1 or 2 players
graphics: 6
sound: 5
gameplay: 7
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80 WARIO LAND (Nintendo, 1995)
Although it sucks Nintendo didn't release a true Mario game for the VB here, Wario Land is a good looking and pretty fun action
title starring Mario's arch rival in his very own game. The game is a very standard
platformer with not too many levels available but it still has good graphics
and the game still had a few challenging moments too.
*Uncommon
VB game
*Battery back up game
For 1 player only
graphics: 8
sound: 6
gameplay: 6
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Dud of the Month Loser!
31 WATER WORLD (Ocean,
1996)
Waterworld is nothing more then a confusion
third person shooter that's way too repetitive and only after a few levels.
To survive in this Water World universe you need to blast away all the rival
gangs that wish to control what's left of the earth but you can barely tell
where your enemies are even attacking. What a disappointment considering the
big budget Kevin Costner movie was so good, uh? Ha ha just kidding!
*Rare VB game
For 1 player only
graphics: 4
sound: 4
gameplay: 2
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